My back hurts and I don't want to be at work right now
Although what I do is kind of interesting and I do enjoy it for the most part, there are just some days that I wish lived on the Cote D'Azur and didn't have to worry about anything but if the wind was right for sailing and if there was enough gas in the dinghy. At least it would be more relevant.

Instead, I'm forced to wallow in self-pity the same way everyone else does and hope that I'm not wasting my life away, even though I know that I am.