Holy Christ I haven't blogged in while. It's all of that stupid flash mob shit. I did one. That one in Toys R Us. Yeah, that was me among 300 other hipsters from brooklyn. I think that for most of them, it was probably most of their first time in Times Square. Not that that's a bad thing, but you know they wear it like a badge on their sleeves.

My boss is out of town for the week. It's unusually stressful. Things that I normally wouldn't have to deal with are now falling all fucking over the place. Again, this isn't a bad thing, but it does make a shitty situation to try and pick up after. Moreover, a bunch of new hires just moved into my area and they're all computer dorks. I guss I am too, but I do it because I think it's a good way to control people's minds. They do it because they believe in the motherfucking matrix and internet pornography. Did I mention that they're all poorly socialised. Oh yeah, they're all really poorly socialised. They don't say hello, and they don't laugh at remakes of G.I. Joe cartoons that have gratuitous amounts of swearing and other nonsense.

Either way, they've ruined my life.