Friendster - Brock:
Now this is what I call a testimonial!

"I have known Brock for so many years now, it is quite difficult to know what to say. From the moment we met kismet seemed to draw about us. we had our first encounter stealing from the pockets of the dead on a battlefield in Provence in 1916 and then a second unexpected encounter in a Stalinist re-education camp in 1927. It would seem that we were destined to enjoy a winning friendship as those around us suffered. But I suppose my lasting impression of Brock will be of our disasterous time spent in Uzbekistan. We had been there working for the local strongman to develop better means of repression. It was mostly busy work, but torture tends to be little more than that. No, I shall mainly remember walking the streets of Tashkent as locals fled in fear. Of such things, grand memories and friendships are made. I do so miss grinding the world beneath a black leather Jackboot."