So, instead of doing the wise thing and just not going to work, I decided not to go to work but to "work from home."

This is totally pointless, because I'll end up feeling just as bad as I would had I gone, but I do everything in my underwear. I suppose that's good, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm still working, have a headache, my throat hurts, and I have trouble standing up. Even my fingers are getting tired from typing. Oh, the horror. The horror.

At least I can smoke in the "office."