Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Bin Laden hints major assassination

So,let's see, hmmm ... maybe it's Clinton. No, no, no, that would be if Al Qaeda engaged in character assassination and was the Republican Party. Maybe it'll be John Kerry. Then maybe we'd have like a Mel Carnahan/John Ashcroft election where Bush loses to a dead man. That'd be so wonderful.

Plus it would provide endless fodder for conspiricy theorists: John F Kerry . . . John F Kennedy . . . Bush wanted him dead and gave him a warning in advance via the drudgereport.com and washingtontimes.com. Oh I can't wait for an assassination -- nothing like a horrible political destablization in your own country to make Holloween all the more scary.

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