Unfortunately, I think I'm going to be better tomorrow. Although I did find out that a person who had a very similar illness to mine also had thrush. For those of you who don't know about thrush, let me be the first to let you in on the little club. Oral Thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth. Yep. Yeast infection of the mouth. How did he get it? He doesn't know. His words to his primary care physician were, "Doc, you got the wrong idea about me." Being a gay man, he was incredulous that he could have contracted such a, well, notoriously vaginal infection.

I hope I don't have thrush. If I do, that means doctors and antibiotics. And health care costs. And actuaries.