Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers

"Anheuser-Busch says it will introduce a caffeinated, sweet-flavored beer for twentysomething club goers to compete with the flavored rums and vodkas gaining ground on the dance floor."

America, you asked for it and you got it: B to the E Power. I shit you not. That is what it's called. Just what we need, jacked up meatheads drunk as hell on something called B to the E Power. Superb. Thanks a fuckload A-B.